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A guy in Kansas named William Myers was driving home in his truck last Saturday . . . when he hit a FISH. (???)
He saw a large bird take off from the side of the road, and it clipped the front of his truck before flying away.
Then after he got home, he noticed his grill was smashed and something was stuck in it. And when he got closer he realized it was a 12-inch BASS.
Apparently the bird was carrying the fish in its talons when it hit William's truck. And the bird made it out alive, but the fish didn't.