The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Dropped an Album

It's called "We're Safety Now Haven't We: Volume One". (???) It's got seven songs, each about a different safety issue

HIGHLIGHTS: Here's some new music we didn't expect: The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission just dropped an album. And the general consensus is . . . it's not bad. The songs are basically knock-offs of different artists. For example, there's one that sounds like Bad Bunny, about checking the batteries in your smoke detector once a year.

 FULL STORY: If you want some new music, look no further than the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.  (???) They're the agency that looks at safety hazards with toys, and encourages us to do things like wear bike helmets.

As weird as it sounds, they just dropped their first ALBUM, and the general consensus is . . . it's not bad. It's meant for teens and young adults, and some say it's STRAIGHT FIRE. Mostly the music, not the lyrics.

It's called "We're Safety Now Haven't We: Volume One".  (???) It's got seven songs, each about a different safety issue. They're basically all knock-offs of different artists. The full album is 22 minutes. Here are the seven tracks . .