1. "It's 8:30 at night . . . little late to start a movie."
2. "I can't go out for dinner. I have chicken in the fridge that I need to cook before it goes bad."
3. Referring to people in their early 20s as "kids."
4. "Why is the music so loud in here?"
5. "Alcohol makes me sleepy."
6. You're at Home Depot and say something like, "Oh yeah, that's quality lumber."
7. You strap something to your car and then say, "Yep, that's not goin' anywhere."
8. "Oh, babe . . . check out these New Balances."
9. "That's a nice box, keep it."
10. "No thanks, I can't have caffeine this late in the day. I'll never fall asleep."
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