Angi Taylor Show Recap With Jay The Gay - 6-22-2022


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This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.

Call in Point:

(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed)

Now, if you listened to yesterday's show, you would know that Angi and Abe were at it once again. No, not fighting or her accusing him of trying to undermine her because he's a man. I mean, I could see why you would assume that but no, they were back on their scheming ways. A common theme on this show is these two trying to find some way to make cash and yesterday, we went back down the easiest route. OnlyFans, which has been mentioned so many times on this show as is already, was once a hot topic. I should add this all came about (and you would know this if you read yesterday's notes!) because of a girl who was making $1,000 for a half hour of dirty texts on OnlyFans. Abe suggested once more that the two of them need to make an OnlyFans, in fact dirty texting is something these two could easily do. However, due to laziness and Angi hating to return text messages to most people, she wanted to go a different route. That in turn created today's discussion, if you had an OnlyFans, what content would you put on it? We were looking for anything from sexual to freaky and normal or dumb. In yet another throwback (to yesterday,) Abe wants to do that thing where he slaps you in the face with his junk. Angi suggested that he take it further by doing it on the street (Abe on the Street.) Like he runs up in a trench coat, throws it open and hits someone in the face. Clearly, this is not something that can be done in Chicago because you'll get shot (in general) but elsewhere, I say he try it. As for Angi, even though we heard plenty of hers yesterday, she came up with a new one today. She wants to do those satisfaction videos, you know the ones where people enjoy the sound and sensation of doing ordinary day things. Angi would want to peel the filmy plastic off of TV's, phones and computers. She has this feeling that she could make tons doing it. Right then, let's head over to the Request Line and see what the roadies have to add to this messy (pun intended) topic. Lisa would make one where she's just eating hot Cheetos and then licking the orange dust off her fingers (and not even in a sexual way.) Dustin would create one where he builds Legos in the nude. Kathy called to umm discuss how she would sell fake acid for $5 at concerts and then run away. The best call went to Jane, who caused Abe to go absolutely bananas. She actually used to have one and she did feet pics on hers. Now though she's on the road all the time so there's no time for it, even though she made $700 a day from it. It also didn't help that she had stalkers and that also pushed her away but still. Angi was upset because she would have had her in the studio and given her a foot massage (there was no discussion on the profit split.) We did learn though that the foot guys did used to pay for her to get pedicures and they would get to pick the color for extra satisfaction. If you are looking for more roadie comments or have your own, hit up our socials (FB group, Twitter, Instagram) and read up or drop us a comment.

Other Stuff from Today's Show:

Well, we are midway through the week and even with a day off it really doesn't feel enough. Like dropping a Monday is nice but maybe throw out some Friday or whole weeks and then we can be thrilled. That said, Abe jumped right on the idea out the gate about how all work weeks should be four days. Eliminate Friday's because who needs those and then while we're at it, let's adopt the European model of taking multiple months off. Angi, always the wet blanket and looking to kill the fun, asked Abe what he would do with all that time off. Play poker at the casino duh, because does he tend to do anything else? A person who definitely could probably do with a day off is Angi, who had to take an Uber into work this morning. Before I get into Angi's "issues," shout out to Uber driver Tony who brought our queen in this morning (probably picked her up from a bar I'd assume.) He set his number 1 preset to Rock 95.5 though Abe insisted that he set them all as should everyone else. Whether you have 5, 10 or in Abe's case 25, they should all be 95.5. Anyway, the reason that Angi had to Uber this morning was not because she was smashed at the bar all night but because she had a flat tire ... again. Apparently, her alley is littered with nuts, bolts and broken Jack Daniels bottles overflowing from her trash. She says that it's all the construction people leaving her alley looking like a Home Depot though I believe Jay the Straight has a secret OnlyFans where he screws with the car to enrage her. Abe suggested Angi go out there and clean it with a broom but I mean come on, who has that kind of time. Plus, she seems to have a flat tire every four months because she's clearly out of control. Abe suggested he knows a guy (funny enough, the next note has to do with guys Abe knows) that could patch it for cheap. He was also confused why she took an Uber when she could have inflated the tire and drove in on it. It seems she pumped it last night and then it was dead again this morning. Besides, why would she chance it when she can just go fork and waste more money on Ubers!

Finally, there was a guest in the studio today and that was Angi's former co-worker MJ. Abe was excited because this guy is cool unlike the other jobbers Angi tends to drag in. This though is grade A, top of the line, quality twink that is beloved it seems. Before we get into it, Angi has only brought in Jay the Straight into the studio by the way so could Abe be ditching his man for the hot new stud? As for MJ, he was taken aback by how nice the studio was if you overlook the broken headphones they gave him and the one TV hanging off the wall. He then proceeded to ask about coffee which turned into Abe's time to shine. Abe swung his arms around to showcase all his goodies, like the cold brew coffee machine that he got, the hot cheese machine, the Uncrustables, you get the point. There was a discussion how Big Poppa and Abe boned over bacon and mayo before things clearly got sexual. Angi, of course, was mad that Big Poppa caters to Abe because of course she is. She's apparently never gotten over the cold brew coffee and each next thing is just another notch in her rage meter. While MJ was taken aback by the hot cheese machine, Angi was busy looking for a window because she gets nothing (hey, tampons are expensive.) As for Angi, she could go for some gummies for plane rides and a poster for her jail cell. As Angi sharpened her blade, Abe talked about how he is Red from Shawshank Redemption. All I know is I need a drink.

Request Wars 2.0:

Champion: Abe (Streak: 1)

Angi's (repping Paul) Song Choice: "My Hero" by Foo Fighters

Abe's (repping Cassie) Song Choice: "Fall to Pieces" by Velvet Revolver

Smack Talk Recap: 

Paul has a Foo Fighters tattoo and Cassie has a Scott Weiland tattoo. Abe explained to Angi we play "My Hero" all the time (he wasn't lying.) Also, Cassie was hanging out with Matt Sorum and he kissed her on the lips. Also, in the video for "Fall to Pieces," Scott Weiland kills the poor gorilla in the video according to Abe.

Winner: Abe

10 O'Clock Toast

People Who Don't Burn Bridges. This was hilarious because Angi was setting bridges on fire and then she complained about how all the boys love Abe.

Show Quotes and Tidbits:

"I'm a man who gets things done around here, come see me if you need anything." - Abe